Sidewayskiwi
Off on holiday with no kids
Teenagers want to party in our absence
Teenager+alcohol+model planes= no bloody way
Move them all to my work 
More room there------
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DualDesertEagle
Teenager+alcohol+model planes= no bloody way-


DAMN GOOD DECISION right there!

I just had a date ruined by some drunken guy who started a brawl and spent the night in a dry-out cell. Called her and asked her if he could stay at her house, and she gave in and went back home from half-way to my house, obviously not wanting to leave him there alone.

We spent the day on Whatsapp making fun of him.
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